memo kabon

Hmmm!!!!!!

2009-08-04T01:09:00.002-07:00

Today's weather ain't smiling with anyone.

For the first time since i got my son, i've had a sleepless night, why did he have to wait till he's 1yr to start waking up at ungodly hours to play. Everyone was dead asleep, while my son and i were up 'playing'.......well i was half asleep pretending to be playing. Finally sleep got the best of me and i left him mumbling to himself and soon he followed suit because i found him sprawled across the bed, his foot almost in my mouth....well thats the joy of parenthood.

This last sunday i decided to go treat my small family for some nyama choma and i discovered the best place yet to have meat, pynts in buruburu shopping centre, the meat is to die for. Anyway, as we are downing our drinks waiting for the meal, my sister gets this genious idea of giving my son a taste of some brown bottle and he kinda enjoyed it coz he licked his lips and grabbed her hand demanding for more.......well at the end of it all we were all like....'good boy!!!' mmm,

My first dormans' experience

2009-08-03T06:20:00.000-07:00

Am from a small village in rongai called roret and although i've been in nairobi since 2003, there are somethings that i haven't had a chance to try out. To make matters worse i now work in an engineering field and the only time i get to interact with people is when am going for a site visit and its the fundis i meet. So don't blame me for my 'backward ways' but am trying........

So it's just this past friday evening and instead of being on my way home ' quite exciting.....just to prove how slow my life is', anyway am stuck in a site at Karen and its freezing cold, my fingers were almost turning blue.......fortunately my jaluo boss offers to but us some coffee from Dormans in Karen,.....the whole time i was sooo thankful to my lucky stars coz Karen was soooo far away from my humble house in umo.

As we arrive in Karen shopping centre it dawns on me that i really had no clue on what to order.....how many types of coffees are there......omg am so going to embarass my boss and most of all myself infront of all the high and mighty consultants.......so am chanting under my breathe 'God help' until we reach the counter and people start ordering, and they are rapping their orders out that i couldn't even dub their orders.....the only time i've been to a coffee house was java some years back and we were sooo broke we only ordered for house coffee....anyway its my turn to order and i say ' same as his' with as much sophistication as i could muster, anyway i don't think anyone noticed my awarkdness and if they did they didn't show it.

All in all, i've vowed to be popping into these coffee joints, it clubs and all once in while so that i don't get caught offguard and most of all to take note of the menus..................with time i'llbe ok!

Definitions of poop

2009-07-31T00:23:00.000-07:00

Ok, nobody judge me, as this is my very first virgin blog, i thought i'll come out with a silly, funny and memorable one. It all came to me one boring afternoon while at my desk, so i open i new tab and wonder....'what do i google, mmmmm......why not poop' and walla!! i come across this wonderful and most funny article that got me laughing so hard the whole afternoon. Hope it will bring tears to your eyes as y'all go thro it...Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

Ghost Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.

Clean Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the paper

Wet Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.

THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a

Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

hehehe....too much chilly or wat??!!!